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More padel, please.

Wilson Premier Padel Speed Balls for the court. Cheeky tees, mugs and caps for the bit where you explain that one was definitely in.

3 cans £16.99, free UK postageTees £24.99Mugs £14Caps £24 to £26
Wilson Premier Padel Speed Balls canWilson Premier Padel Speed ball

Fresh balls. Zero excuses.

We sell one ball, and we sell it properly: Wilson Premier Padel Speed Balls. Pop a can, enjoy the hiss, blame your partner for the rest.

1 can of 3 balls£5.99plus £2.99 UK postageGet a can
3 cans (9 balls)£16.99free UK postageGet 3 cans

More Padel Please is an independent seller of Wilson Premier Padel Speed Balls. We don’t make the balls and we’re not affiliated with Wilson or Premier Padel. We ship worldwide.

Slogans with a bounce

Written by us, worn by you. Every one comes on a tee and a mug. Pick a category, then pick your excuse.

Excuses

The ones you say after the point. Every padel player has one ready.

Sorry, Partner Padel Tee

“Sorry, Partner”

It Was In Padel Tee

“It was in. It bounced up.”

Glass Says So Padel Tee

“It’s not out until the glass says so”

Out of Office Padel Tee

“Out of office: on court”

New excuses, fresh off the court (22)

It's No Good When Your Balls Are Too Soft Padel Tee

“It’s no good when your balls are too soft”

Roof Is Too Low, How Am I Supposed To Lob Padel Tee

“Roof is too low, how am I supposed to lob”

Sorry, Lights In My Eyes Padel Tee

“Sorry, lights in my eyes”

I Play Right, That Was Yours Padel Tee

“I play right, that was yours”

Not My Fault. The Glass Moved. Padel Tee

“Not my fault. The glass moved.”

Warm-Up? I Thought That Was The Match. Padel Tee

“Warm-up? I thought that was the match.”

The Sweet Spot Moved. Padel Tee

“The sweet spot moved.”

Legs Arrived Late. Brain Was On Time. Padel Tee

“Legs arrived late. Brain was on time.”

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Partner Said "Leave It." I Did Not. Padel Tee

“Partner said ‘leave it.’ I did not.”

Practice Point. Doesn't Count. Padel Tee

“Practice point. Doesn’t count.”

Con Este Sol No Veo Ni La Bola Padel Tee

“Con este sol no veo ni la bola”

“In this sun I can’t even see the ball.”

Hoy No He Calentado, No Cuenta Padel Tee

“Hoy no he calentado, no cuenta”

“I haven’t warmed up today, so it doesn’t count.”

Esa Pared Se Ha Movido Padel Tee

“Esa pared se ha movido”

“That wall has moved.”

Pala Prestada, Derrota Prestada Padel Tee

“Pala prestada, derrota prestada”

“Borrowed racket, borrowed defeat.”

Pensaba Que Era Tuya, Compi Padel Tee

“Pensaba que era tuya, compi”

“I thought it was yours, partner.”

Mine! Yours! Sorry. Padel Tee

“Mine! Yours! Sorry.”

New Balls, Same Excuses Padel Tee

“New balls, same excuses”

Tired Legs. Strong Opinions. Padel Tee

“Tired legs. Strong opinions.”

It's Always The Wind Padel Tee

“It’s always the wind”

My Racket Has A Mind Of Its Own Padel Tee

“My racket has a mind of its own”

Fue Huevo. Subió. Era Buena. Padel Tee

“Fue huevo. Subió. Era buena.”

“It hit the join. It bounced up. It was good.”

It Hit The Join. It Was In. Padel Tee

“It hit the join. It was in.”

Pub o’clock

For the real reason you turned up.

Off the Glass Padel Tee

“Off the Glass & Straight to the Pub”

Post-Match Pint Padel Tee

“I Only Play for the Post-Match Pint”

Last Court 23:00 Padel Tee

“Last court: 23:00. Regrets: none.”

Tea & Terrible Smashes Padel Tee

“Powered by Tea & Terrible Smashes”

Court craft

Shot talk, with a smirk.

Lob-ster Padel Tee

“Mostly Here for the Lob-ster”

Lob Language Padel Tee

“Lobs are a love language”

Bandeja First Padel Tee

“Bandeja first, questions later”

Golden Point Padel Tee

“Golden point. Cold blood.”

Our motto, and a bit of Spanish

More padel, por favor.

More Padel Please Logo Tee

“More Padel Please”

Más Pádel, Por Favor Padel Tee

“Más pádel, por favor”

Vamos, Then? Padel Tee

“Vamos, Then?”

Revés de Día Padel Tee

“Revés de día, cañas de noche”

Towels for the post-match slump

Big, soft 30″ × 60″ (76 × 152 cm) padel towels, made to order by Printful and printed just for you. £54.99 each. We ship worldwide.

Kit for the whole squad

One slogan at a time. Tees, mugs, baseball caps and towels are ready to go.

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Why More Padel Please?

Because one game is never enough. We’re a small UK padel brand that likes a good slogan, a fresh can of balls and absolutely no pressure about the score.

The slogans are ours, the doodles are ours, and the sense of humour is firmly British. We poke fun at ourselves (mostly our backhands), never at anyone else.

Our tees, mugs and caps are made to order, so we’re not sitting on piles of stock. Each one is printed or embroidered once you’ve ordered it.

Delivery, without the drama

We ship worldwide: postage to your country is shown at checkout.

Padel balls

£5.99 for a can of 3, plus postage: £2.99 UK, £9.99 EU, £14.99 rest of the world. The 3-can bundle is £16.99 with free UK postage (EU £14.99, rest of the world £23.99). We dispatch balls without undue delay and deliver them within 30 days of your order, unless we agree otherwise.

Tees, mugs and caps

Made to order. Printful typically takes 2 to 5 business days to produce each one, plus delivery time. Each made-to-order item ships separately with its own postage, shown at checkout. See our shipping page.

Returns and questions

Changed your mind? You have 14 days to cancel: see our returns page. Anything else, our contact page is the place.

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One more game?

Go on. You know you want to.